27th Sep, 2012

Here comes the map spin from Cupertino

By | September 27th, 2012|Tech|51 Comments

The rule of thumb for following Apple is that if you want to know what Apple PR’s official line is, you just need to read the top-tier Apple apologists like John Gruber and MG Siegler. They’re pretty much operating as unpaid Apple spokesbots. Apple briefs these guys, but instead of having the balls to do it on the record, Apple feeds them some spin with the condition that they will write it up while attributing their info to “sources who are familiar with the situation.” It’s a bit like being a Kremlinologist and reading Pravda and Izvestia.

And, sure enough, in the wake of the Mapocalypse, today come Gruber and Siegler with Apple’s spin. Gruber pens “On the Timing of Apple’s Map Switch” and Siegler provides “Ripping Off The Bloody Band-Aid.”


27th Sep, 2012

Pogue goes rogue!

By | September 27th, 2012|Tech|13 Comments

The brainwashed brown-noser pens a vicious critique of Apple’s new maps app. Apparently he just noticed that the software is terrible:

In short, Maps is an appalling first release. It may be the most embarrassing, least usable piece of software Apple has ever unleashed.

Question remains: How did Pogue not notice this when he was preparing his original glowing review? The one in which he said the new […]

25th Sep, 2012

Here's the song that the RIM BlackBerry band should have covered

By | September 25th, 2012|Tech|42 Comments

To hell with the weird remake of REO Speedwagon’s “Keep On Lovin You.” Here’s the song that captures the essence of RIM.

20th Sep, 2012

Killer app?

By | September 20th, 2012|Tech|25 Comments

Much is being about the problems with the new maps issue on iOS 6. The best piece I’ve seen so far is this one on The Verge. The key angle to this story, the one that might resonant with customers, is this: “Apple’s decision to swap out Google Maps is a rare example of the company openly placing its own interests above those of its customers,” write […]

2nd Sep, 2012

Apple adds Samsung GS3, Galaxy Note to list of targeted devices

By | September 2nd, 2012|Tech|6 Comments

Hell, why not throw in TVs, refrigerators and microwave ovens? Sue everybody, right? Punitive damages.



24th Aug, 2012

How soon until Apple sues Lenovo?

By | August 24th, 2012|Tech|10 Comments

Lenovo just leapt past Apple to become the #2 smartphone seller in China, after Samsung. Guess what? Lenovo’s phone, the K800, looks exactly like the iPhone. Meaning: rectangular, with a glass screen, and a phone icon that looks like a phone and a mail icon that looks like an envelope. This must not stand! Especially since Apple’s share in China has fallen to 10 percent, despite […]

23rd Aug, 2012

Flashback: John Doerr says Zynga is "our best company ever"

By | August 23rd, 2012|Tech|2 Comments

Ah, remember the good old days, by which I mean November 2010, less than two years ago, when there was no bubble and all those crazy valuations in the secondary market made perfect sense because, as John Doerr pointed out here, Zynga was “the most profitable, the fastest growing and has the happiest customers” of any company KPCB had ever invested in. Yay! Back then Zynga was valued at $6 billion and it seemed like the sky was the limit.

Cut […]

18th Jul, 2012

HP jumping on "that cloud thing that everyone is talking about"

By | July 18th, 2012|Tech|3 Comments

The Onion strikes again. Much love to Dave Thackeray for passing this along. Made my day. Sort of.

4th Jul, 2012

Don't know if Apple will make a 7-inch tablet, but they should

By | July 4th, 2012|Tech|19 Comments

I know the Great Man Himself once said that the iPad was the perfect size and that 7-inch tablets were “tweeners” (too big to be a phone, too small to be a tablet) and thus would be “DOA.”

But I’ve been using the Google Nexus 7 for a few days and it has already become my go-to device. It’s small enough to toss in a bag, and small enough that you can sit with it in a cafe and not have […]

3rd Jul, 2012

Bluefin Labs mixes science and media, and what they're doing will blow your mind

By | July 3rd, 2012|Tech|6 Comments

I just had coffee with Tom Thai, who runs marketing at Bluefin Labs, which is one of the most exciting companies I’ve come across in a long time. Bluefin sells a social TV analytics service that tracks what people are saying on Facebook, Twitter and other social sites about the shows and commercials they see on TV.

It’s extraordinarily powerful stuff and it’s catching on like crazy. Bluefin is still a pretty young company — its first product was launched […]