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February 2012 Archive

Wizard of Oz focus group

Filed: Tech

For some reason I can’t find an embeddable version of this video where idiots in a focus group give their suggestions for how to improve “The Wizard of Oz.” But you can watch it here on Gawker. The really funny thing is that these comments aren’t so far-fetched. I spent 18 months working on a [...]

Robert Scoble recruited by Davos money men, and other signs that the end times are upon us

Filed: Tech

Yesterday I wrote an article about Robert Scoble trying to follow in the footsteps of Michael Arrington and go from blogging to angel investing. Scoble is crying foul and calling this a “drive-by shooting.” He’s ranting about the horrible old “mainstream media,” of which I am a member, and he now refers to me as [...]

Guess who else wants to “monetize his influence” and become a blogger slash angel investor?

Filed: Tech

Yeah. Good grief. Fucking Scoble. I just posted an article about it here on the Daily Beast.

LA Times weighs in on the Silicon Cesspool

Filed: Tech

Prompted in part by the back-and-forth that started with the “Hit men” article on this blog last week, Michael Hiltzik of the LA Times asks, “Are Silicon Valley tech bloggers truly objective?” You can maybe guess the answer but I don’t want to spoil it for you. Hiltzik talked to Michael Arrington and Sarah Lacy [...]

“The virus in your pocket”

Filed: Tech

That’s the headline my latest article for the Daily Beast about the alarming rise in mobile malware, particularly on the Android platform. This is based on a new study by Juniper Networks, which sells anti-malware software. You can find the article here.

Report: Samsung working on 60-inch Galaxy Note phone

Filed: Tech

  You wheel it around on a cart, and when you get home you can use it as a TV. Not really. But they are supposedly working on a 10.1-inch Galaxy Note phone. Which is almost as nuts, when you think about it.

Apple: We did nothing wrong, and we promise it won’t happen again

Filed: Tech

In the wake of the Path privacy fiasco, and after receiving a letter from meddlesome Congress dorks, an Apple spokesman tells John Paczhczhzkowski of AllThingsD that any iOS apps that are uploading user address book information are in violation of Apple guidelines and that from now on any app that wants to use your contact [...]

Hit men, click whores, and paid apologists: Welcome to the Silicon Cesspool

Filed: Tech

    It’s tough being a journalist, especially if you’re covering technology and living in Silicon Valley, because it seems as if everyone around you is getting fabulously rich while you’re stuck in a job that will never, ever make you wealthy. What’s worse is that all these people who are getting rich don’t seem [...]

Daily Beast, FTW!

Filed: Tech

So I have a story in this week’s Newsweek about Workday, a cool software company in California that might do an IPO later this year. For some reason when the story ran online on the Daily Beast this morning, the photo of the company’s two CEOs had the wrong caption — and identified these two [...]

These mini copters flying in formation are the coolest thing I’ve seen all day

Filed: Tech

Developed at the University of Pennsylvania. Just: wow.