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	<title>Comments on: Today is Dear Leader&#039;s birthday</title>
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	<description>Namaste. Welcome to my site.</description>
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		<title>By: Ted T.</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2009/02/24/today-is-dear-leaders-birthday/#comment-3189</link>
		<dc:creator>Ted T.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 00:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Lance Boyle -- you are correct about almost everything -- how did you know?  Moshe will be dispatched to find the leaker immediately.  Not true on the sneakers -- the JobsBot is wearing New Balance 993.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Lance Boyle &#8212; you are correct about almost everything &#8212; how did you know?  Moshe will be dispatched to find the leaker immediately.  Not true on the sneakers &#8212; the JobsBot is wearing New Balance 993.</p>
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		<title>By: tylerdurden89</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2009/02/24/today-is-dear-leaders-birthday/#comment-3191</link>
		<dc:creator>tylerdurden89</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>namasté. I wish would you blog more frequently, Real Dan.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>namasté. I wish would you blog more frequently, Real Dan.</p>
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		<title>By: Ripley</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2009/02/24/today-is-dear-leaders-birthday/#comment-3204</link>
		<dc:creator>Ripley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ripley coolly observes Abort through the door port for a moment.  She hits the outer door control and watches Abort&#039;s still thrashing and flailing body being blown out the airlock.  As she saunters back to the party in the mess compartment, Ripley thinks: the mothership just got a lot lighter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ripley coolly observes Abort through the door port for a moment.  She hits the outer door control and watches Abort&#8217;s still thrashing and flailing body being blown out the airlock.  As she saunters back to the party in the mess compartment, Ripley thinks: the mothership just got a lot lighter.</p>
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		<title>By: na_ab</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2009/02/24/today-is-dear-leaders-birthday/#comment-3203</link>
		<dc:creator>na_ab</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>happy birthday!! (Steve) ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>happy birthday!! (Steve) <img src='http://www.realdanlyons.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: rahadian p. paramita</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2009/02/24/today-is-dear-leaders-birthday/#comment-3202</link>
		<dc:creator>rahadian p. paramita</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 02:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Happy birthday, steve!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy birthday, steve!</p>
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		<title>By: links for 2009-02-25 &#124; Acervus</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2009/02/24/today-is-dear-leaders-birthday/#comment-3201</link>
		<dc:creator>links for 2009-02-25 &#124; Acervus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 23:05:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Today is Dear Leader’s birthday [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Today is Dear Leader’s birthday [...]</p>
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		<title>By: MasterOfTheJawan</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2009/02/24/today-is-dear-leaders-birthday/#comment-3200</link>
		<dc:creator>MasterOfTheJawan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Abort? Decide to take a break from the Craigslist mac forum? What are you one of these guys who goes around the web trolling and flaming anyone who does not speak 100% positively about Apple or Jobs? Get a life!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Abort? Decide to take a break from the Craigslist mac forum? What are you one of these guys who goes around the web trolling and flaming anyone who does not speak 100% positively about Apple or Jobs? Get a life!</p>
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		<title>By: Lance Boyle</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2009/02/24/today-is-dear-leaders-birthday/#comment-3199</link>
		<dc:creator>Lance Boyle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Abort if you don&#039;t like his blog don&#039;t read it. Gez it&#039;s not like a TV commercial. Why would you go out of your way to read something you don&#039;t like if it&#039;s just to trash it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Abort if you don&#8217;t like his blog don&#8217;t read it. Gez it&#8217;s not like a TV commercial. Why would you go out of your way to read something you don&#8217;t like if it&#8217;s just to trash it?</p>
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		<title>By: Lance Boyle</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2009/02/24/today-is-dear-leaders-birthday/#comment-3197</link>
		<dc:creator>Lance Boyle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The reason Schiller had nothing to reveal at macworld is simple. All Apple projects were put on hold a while ago and all Apple engineers were assembled in a secret underground lab to work on engineering Jobs a new robotic body for his head ot be implanted onto. His new body will look identical to his old one except it&#039;s got New Balance 645 sneakers. The 992s have been discontinued.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The reason Schiller had nothing to reveal at macworld is simple. All Apple projects were put on hold a while ago and all Apple engineers were assembled in a secret underground lab to work on engineering Jobs a new robotic body for his head ot be implanted onto. His new body will look identical to his old one except it&#8217;s got New Balance 645 sneakers. The 992s have been discontinued.</p>
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		<title>By: Bernie Madoff, CEO</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2009/02/24/today-is-dear-leaders-birthday/#comment-3196</link>
		<dc:creator>Bernie Madoff, CEO</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do they serve birthday cake in white-collar jail?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do they serve birthday cake in white-collar jail?</p>
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