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	<title>Comments on: Steve Jobs not injured in bizarre bicycle accident</title>
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		<title>By: qlooop</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/10/03/steve-jobs-not-injured-in-bizarre-bicycle-accident/#comment-2373</link>
		<dc:creator>qlooop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: The truth about Steve Job&#8217;s heart attack and CNN cost saving plan. &#124; franck perrier</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/10/03/steve-jobs-not-injured-in-bizarre-bicycle-accident/#comment-2372</link>
		<dc:creator>The truth about Steve Job&#8217;s heart attack and CNN cost saving plan. &#124; franck perrier</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 04:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] and rebounded back up after Apple&#8217;s annoucement. The truth is that Steve Job did have a bicycle accident, as the photo [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] and rebounded back up after Apple&#8217;s annoucement. The truth is that Steve Job did have a bicycle accident, as the photo [...]</p>
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		<title>By: thealmightygod</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/10/03/steve-jobs-not-injured-in-bizarre-bicycle-accident/#comment-2371</link>
		<dc:creator>thealmightygod</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:39:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Puppet abusers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Puppet abusers.</p>
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		<title>By: SamG</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/10/03/steve-jobs-not-injured-in-bizarre-bicycle-accident/#comment-2370</link>
		<dc:creator>SamG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dan, dude, I am worried now Newsweak has not provided you with Photoshop. Do we need to start a fundraiser to help you own your own tools for photoshopping (black turtleneck on that guy in a tree would have been nice)?

If you don&#039;t own your tools dude, the filthy capitalists at Newsweak own you! Google the Manifesto, then apply to Photoshop.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dan, dude, I am worried now Newsweak has not provided you with Photoshop. Do we need to start a fundraiser to help you own your own tools for photoshopping (black turtleneck on that guy in a tree would have been nice)?</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t own your tools dude, the filthy capitalists at Newsweak own you! Google the Manifesto, then apply to Photoshop.</p>
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		<title>By: FBO</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/10/03/steve-jobs-not-injured-in-bizarre-bicycle-accident/#comment-2369</link>
		<dc:creator>FBO</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That isn&#039;t Steve.  The turtleneck isn&#039;t black.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That isn&#8217;t Steve.  The turtleneck isn&#8217;t black.</p>
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		<title>By: Quickrelease.tv &#187; Blog Archive &#187; What is it with trees and bicycles?</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/10/03/steve-jobs-not-injured-in-bizarre-bicycle-accident/#comment-2368</link>
		<dc:creator>Quickrelease.tv &#187; Blog Archive &#187; What is it with trees and bicycles?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 20:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] pulled by somebody who hates French people or pirates (get the stripey top) or a bicycle-hater (the Real Dan Lyons says the figure is Steve Jobs, you know, the Apple guy *not* rushed to hospital yesterday) but it [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] pulled by somebody who hates French people or pirates (get the stripey top) or a bicycle-hater (the Real Dan Lyons says the figure is Steve Jobs, you know, the Apple guy *not* rushed to hospital yesterday) but it [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Will The Real Lastangelman Please Stand Up?</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/10/03/steve-jobs-not-injured-in-bizarre-bicycle-accident/#comment-2367</link>
		<dc:creator>Will The Real Lastangelman Please Stand Up?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>SSSSSMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!
IT&#039;S PETER PAAAAANNNNN!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SSSSSMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!<br />
IT&#8217;S PETER PAAAAANNNNN!</p>
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		<title>By: Sergio</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/10/03/steve-jobs-not-injured-in-bizarre-bicycle-accident/#comment-2366</link>
		<dc:creator>Sergio</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 11:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha, you are a master of timely parody Dan, once again.. well done sir!!

Cheers! :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha, you are a master of timely parody Dan, once again.. well done sir!!</p>
<p>Cheers! <img src='http://www.realdanlyons.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Simon</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/10/03/steve-jobs-not-injured-in-bizarre-bicycle-accident/#comment-2365</link>
		<dc:creator>Simon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 11:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bwahaha! Great timely post! Lol :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bwahaha! Great timely post! Lol <img src='http://www.realdanlyons.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Rich</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/10/03/steve-jobs-not-injured-in-bizarre-bicycle-accident/#comment-2364</link>
		<dc:creator>Rich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I heard they are having trouble extracting Steve without harming the tree any more than he already has. It&#039;s a tense environmental situation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I heard they are having trouble extracting Steve without harming the tree any more than he already has. It&#8217;s a tense environmental situation.</p>
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