Dear Leader is hanging in

Who the hell is the Chinese guy on the picture and what was he doing at Steve’s keynote?!

Now if only Jason could have made him gaunt…:-)

I’m so ronery……..

{sniff!} … feerrin’ a rittle ronery! …

Embrace the Jase.

Osama Bin Jobs
http://www.piek.com/pix/exaggerated.jpg

Jason needs some Photoshop tutorials

More scummy obsession from Lyons. Just how badly do you wish Jobs to die?

Bottom of the barrel BS. If I were Jobs, I would get a restraining order against you – you are completely obsessed with him personally.

I applaud the effort, but is he REALLY former art director? That work would never fly with me…

I concur: poor Photoshop work. Obviously neither Jason nor Lyons are true Macheads.

Instead ig KIm JUng Ill, you know what would be funnier? This!

not funny anymore…we got it Dan! now move on please.

The real story is that Steve is using a ton of makeup as this photo shows his “gameface” onstage and his “unenhanced” self. In other news he’s been a hit for halloween parties. A real SCREAM.

http://siliconpop.com/thinsteve.jpg

Satirical blogs, like Dan-O’s, have a problem which cannot be solved online. There is no cue when to laugh or what to laugh at.

Readers have to figure that out for themselves. That’s where the problem starts.

Many readers here seemingly don’t get the humor posted here. First, you have to know who Kim Jong Il is. Then you have to know that he did not show up for the 60th anniversary of his own regime. So, people think he is dying. He is also a Dear Leader to many people. Do you get the connection, humortards?

Then, let me sum up why Apple has a much lower marketshare than MS. It is actually very simple. Majority of people don’t have the sense, or the style, to recognize something that is stylish or substantially better than a piece of crap they usually buy or use. That applies to many lives, lived in vain commercial to commercial and paycheck to paycheck (viewed on a psychological level). In such a mental environment, it is amazing that geniuses like Jobso (and yes, even BillG) can even exist and prosper.

If you need a cue to laugh, turn on the TV and turn of your shleptop, humortards. Get some Will to Laugther or something.

A much (much!) better picture would be to see Kim Jong Il swim the Yangtze. Remember how Mao did it to prove he is still the man all the way back? That’s how Real Men and Real Dear Leaders prove they still have it.

Swim the Yangtze!

You really do meet some tossers on this blog. Jason spends his own time *his own time* contributing a picture and all you lot can do is slag it off. The point is AT LEAST HE DID IT, not just sit around with his thumb up his ass like those now leaping in to criticise. If you can do better let’s see it, otherwise shut the fuck up.

We are waiting for the PhotoShop Genius to show us Kim Jong Il swimming in the Yangtze. That’s should be a worthy example of anyone’s expertise. You gotta capture the water and the Dear Leader.

With couple of more gree pixels, Kim Jong could look like a iPod Nano customer. Jason?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/guifreitag/2872325335/

Dear Leader,
i’ll always be there for you! I support your beautiful intentions.

Don’t believe what McCain and Obama are saying we Americans stand behind you.

Brett

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