N. Korea: Kim Jong Il has "common bug"

South Korean intelligence reports that ODL (Original Dear Leader) has suffered a stroke. North Korea denies this, saying there’s “no problem,” and that ODL missed a parade because he got stuck in traffic, not because of any health problems. Pressed by an AP reporter, the spokesbot added, “The health of Kim Jong Il is a personal issue.” When asked what that statement meant, spokesbot simply repeated the sentence. Three times. I must say, I don’t necessarily agree with all of Kim Jong Il’s policies, but on this one I’m siding with him. What right do we have to wonder about his health? It’s none of our business, right? Sometimes the press just makes me sick. And yeah, I can see from the photo that he’s lost a little weight and he’s being held up by strings, but I don’t think you can leap to any conclusions based on that.