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		<title>By: faddah</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/09/08/more-griping-from-apple-partners/#comment-1669</link>
		<dc:creator>faddah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;ok!  ok!  we get it!  you did your research for the newsweek column!  ok!!&lt;/i&gt;

still think ryan has a valid point — you say record co.&#039;s claim apple takes 30 off the top from them also.  i say the day you can believe &lt;i&gt;anything&lt;/i&gt; the RIAA, MPAA, a record, movie or tv company tells you is the day you&#039;ll also probably win the lottery.  remember, these are the bastards who told sigourney weaver &amp; crew on the film &quot;alien,&quot; then the largest grossing sci-fi film of &lt;i&gt;all time&lt;/i&gt;, to work for scale and take points on the &lt;i&gt;NET&lt;/i&gt; instead of the &lt;i&gt;GROSS&lt;/i&gt; and they&#039;d all end up rich.  and on paramount&#039;s books, cooked and simmered to a fine reduction, that film still shows as a &lt;i&gt;loss&lt;/i&gt;, believe it or not, and therefore there is no &lt;i&gt;NET,&lt;/i&gt; so they all saw nada.

if movie/tv/record companies say someone took 30% from them, be sure it was pretty much 30% of &lt;i&gt;nothing.&lt;/i&gt; &#039;sides, those contracts with apple have been negotiated and re-negotiated several times over since then.  think apple hasn&#039;t sweetened the deal to keep them in the fold an bring nbc/universal back?  trust me, there was some bending over backward to perform unnatural acts on both sides of the fence in these deals.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>ok!  ok!  we get it!  you did your research for the newsweek column!  ok!!</i></p>
<p>still think ryan has a valid point — you say record co.&#8217;s claim apple takes 30 off the top from them also.  i say the day you can believe <i>anything</i> the RIAA, MPAA, a record, movie or tv company tells you is the day you&#8217;ll also probably win the lottery.  remember, these are the bastards who told sigourney weaver &amp; crew on the film &#8220;alien,&#8221; then the largest grossing sci-fi film of <i>all time</i>, to work for scale and take points on the <i>NET</i> instead of the <i>GROSS</i> and they&#8217;d all end up rich.  and on paramount&#8217;s books, cooked and simmered to a fine reduction, that film still shows as a <i>loss</i>, believe it or not, and therefore there is no <i>NET,</i> so they all saw nada.</p>
<p>if movie/tv/record companies say someone took 30% from them, be sure it was pretty much 30% of <i>nothing.</i> &#8216;sides, those contracts with apple have been negotiated and re-negotiated several times over since then.  think apple hasn&#8217;t sweetened the deal to keep them in the fold an bring nbc/universal back?  trust me, there was some bending over backward to perform unnatural acts on both sides of the fence in these deals.</p>
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		<title>By: colorecto</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/09/08/more-griping-from-apple-partners/#comment-1671</link>
		<dc:creator>colorecto</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:34:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m beginning to think these Apple duudes have no sense of humor at all. The employees I know, the ones that can still form sentences after working 18 months straight, are just too tired to laugh at much.

get a grip duudes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m beginning to think these Apple duudes have no sense of humor at all. The employees I know, the ones that can still form sentences after working 18 months straight, are just too tired to laugh at much.</p>
<p>get a grip duudes.</p>
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		<title>By: NOYB</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/09/08/more-griping-from-apple-partners/#comment-1670</link>
		<dc:creator>NOYB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hits &quot;unsubscribe.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hits &#8220;unsubscribe.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: SamG</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/09/08/more-griping-from-apple-partners/#comment-1668</link>
		<dc:creator>SamG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom Cruise, or rather the PR firm handling this announcement, says the actor&#039;s official Web site is reportedly the &quot;most visited official male movie star site on the Web.&quot; His site will now fit the lovely screen of your iPhone, we are told. A bonus for those who use the iPhone friendly version is &quot;an exclusive and celebratory retrospective film career video clip that includes movie clips&quot; from many of his films over the last 27 years.

What – you don&#039;t have an iPhone you say? You can view a strange demo of the site&#039;s functionality via YouTube. You can also register for Web site updates directly from your iPhone, if you desire.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom Cruise, or rather the PR firm handling this announcement, says the actor&#8217;s official Web site is reportedly the &#8220;most visited official male movie star site on the Web.&#8221; His site will now fit the lovely screen of your iPhone, we are told. A bonus for those who use the iPhone friendly version is &#8220;an exclusive and celebratory retrospective film career video clip that includes movie clips&#8221; from many of his films over the last 27 years.</p>
<p>What – you don&#8217;t have an iPhone you say? You can view a strange demo of the site&#8217;s functionality via YouTube. You can also register for Web site updates directly from your iPhone, if you desire.</p>
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		<title>By: Wendy</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/09/08/more-griping-from-apple-partners/#comment-1667</link>
		<dc:creator>Wendy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Combine this with a new kinder, gentler Microsoft, and you have the makings of a revolution.

Microsoft learned their lesson. Apple will soon learn theirs, I reckon.

Heh. I just used &quot;reckon&quot; in a sentence, y&#039;all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Combine this with a new kinder, gentler Microsoft, and you have the makings of a revolution.</p>
<p>Microsoft learned their lesson. Apple will soon learn theirs, I reckon.</p>
<p>Heh. I just used &#8220;reckon&#8221; in a sentence, y&#8217;all.</p>
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		<title>By: Jon T</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jon T</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dan Lyons is on a personal crusade to make sure OS X becomes as virus-ridden as unusable as Windows Vista.

Vote no.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dan Lyons is on a personal crusade to make sure OS X becomes as virus-ridden as unusable as Windows Vista.</p>
<p>Vote no.</p>
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		<title>By: NOYB</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/09/08/more-griping-from-apple-partners/#comment-1665</link>
		<dc:creator>NOYB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did Dear Leader refuse your date invitation Lyons?  You have been acting like a spurned lover ever since?

I heard he might actually look healthy to you.  Whatever shall you do?  But I have faith in you.  You will find something worthy of ValleyWag.  By the way, I hear they&#039;re hiring.  Better keep your &#039;options&#039; open.

Blen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did Dear Leader refuse your date invitation Lyons?  You have been acting like a spurned lover ever since?</p>
<p>I heard he might actually look healthy to you.  Whatever shall you do?  But I have faith in you.  You will find something worthy of ValleyWag.  By the way, I hear they&#8217;re hiring.  Better keep your &#8216;options&#8217; open.</p>
<p>Blen.</p>
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		<title>By: Hillary's Bumblefuck</title>
		<link>http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/09/08/more-griping-from-apple-partners/#comment-1663</link>
		<dc:creator>Hillary's Bumblefuck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 09:14:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ve vill admitten der defeat und arst sailingjen und Neu Zealand unt settling in Sud Ile. Feck dem alles. Suffer under Python Fraulein Fishmonster. Obama hast lossen der election to der stoopids, vairytale vorshippers, gammen nuthatch boobies. You alles deserven to sink before Sina, Rus, Brazil undt India.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ve vill admitten der defeat und arst sailingjen und Neu Zealand unt settling in Sud Ile. Feck dem alles. Suffer under Python Fraulein Fishmonster. Obama hast lossen der election to der stoopids, vairytale vorshippers, gammen nuthatch boobies. You alles deserven to sink before Sina, Rus, Brazil undt India.</p>
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		<title>By: SamG</title>
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		<dc:creator>SamG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 03:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, the MS and Apple partnership. How did Schiller call it once? ActiveStink (instead of ActiveSync), while talking about Exchange integration.

Some dudes here like to insult Dan which is not cool. Hey, man&#039;s got a new job at Newsweek, has ropes to learn, kids to juggle, columns to write. This stuff here is pro bono, alright? Give him some space. I want FSJ back too but it ain&#039;t gonna happen. Man&#039;s got a literary talent brewing. New cubicle, new paycheck, it takes time to adapt. Yes, recent posts stink somewhat but that&#039;s churn, you know that stuff you get out of the muffler when you first start the 911. It stinks but the stuff after that is a pure roar.

Alright? Dan is a good man. Let&#039;s give him room (couple of bi-weekly paychecks) before we send him to a writing course. I am sure he is not going to need it.

Love, peace, namaste, ta-da.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, the MS and Apple partnership. How did Schiller call it once? ActiveStink (instead of ActiveSync), while talking about Exchange integration.</p>
<p>Some dudes here like to insult Dan which is not cool. Hey, man&#8217;s got a new job at Newsweek, has ropes to learn, kids to juggle, columns to write. This stuff here is pro bono, alright? Give him some space. I want FSJ back too but it ain&#8217;t gonna happen. Man&#8217;s got a literary talent brewing. New cubicle, new paycheck, it takes time to adapt. Yes, recent posts stink somewhat but that&#8217;s churn, you know that stuff you get out of the muffler when you first start the 911. It stinks but the stuff after that is a pure roar.</p>
<p>Alright? Dan is a good man. Let&#8217;s give him room (couple of bi-weekly paychecks) before we send him to a writing course. I am sure he is not going to need it.</p>
<p>Love, peace, namaste, ta-da.</p>
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		<title>By: SamG</title>
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		<dc:creator>SamG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dan, dude, check it out. Apple made the iPod/iPhone and does not want shenanigans to make non-worthy accessories for it. Just look at those earpieces for other devices. They are f-ugly. They have no style. And they are cheap, with low profit margins. Nobody wins. Instead, we got Jobso to defend the stylishness and profitability. Ask Larry. He is on the board and he approved everything. Or that IBM CFO dude. Just ask them. Don&#039;t tell them I sent you because they have no idea who I am.

Is this a good thing, the control? It probably is. Just look at how Microsoft dug a hole for itself with bogus Made for Vista stickers. It would be so nice if Designed for Windows worked with Windows. It never really did, since 1995. It was a disaster. Jobso learned from them.

I am not a Macer nor a Windower. I am Macwindoer. I got dual cores spinnin&#039; on both machines, dude. I love &#039;em both.

Peace out. Namaste. Ta-Da.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dan, dude, check it out. Apple made the iPod/iPhone and does not want shenanigans to make non-worthy accessories for it. Just look at those earpieces for other devices. They are f-ugly. They have no style. And they are cheap, with low profit margins. Nobody wins. Instead, we got Jobso to defend the stylishness and profitability. Ask Larry. He is on the board and he approved everything. Or that IBM CFO dude. Just ask them. Don&#8217;t tell them I sent you because they have no idea who I am.</p>
<p>Is this a good thing, the control? It probably is. Just look at how Microsoft dug a hole for itself with bogus Made for Vista stickers. It would be so nice if Designed for Windows worked with Windows. It never really did, since 1995. It was a disaster. Jobso learned from them.</p>
<p>I am not a Macer nor a Windower. I am Macwindoer. I got dual cores spinnin&#8217; on both machines, dude. I love &#8216;em both.</p>
<p>Peace out. Namaste. Ta-Da.</p>
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