Comments on: Borg and Seinfeld — the real story http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/08/26/borg-and-seinfeld-the-real-story/ Namaste. Welcome to my site. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:31:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Read this: Windows Vista: The OS About Nothing « Sweet Shiela Abode http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/08/26/borg-and-seinfeld-the-real-story/#comment-1413 Read this: Windows Vista: The OS About Nothing « Sweet Shiela Abode Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:29:37 +0000 http://realdanlyons.wordpress.com/?p=280#comment-1413 [...] Despite the hype surrounding its launch (Dan Lyons, aka “Fake Steve”, thinks Microsoft deliberately leaked Seinfeld’s involvement to generate some buzz), the first spot is being greeted with a [...] [...] Despite the hype surrounding its launch (Dan Lyons, aka “Fake Steve”, thinks Microsoft deliberately leaked Seinfeld’s involvement to generate some buzz), the first spot is being greeted with a [...]

]]> By: steveballmer http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/08/26/borg-and-seinfeld-the-real-story/#comment-1412 steveballmer Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:12:56 +0000 http://realdanlyons.wordpress.com/?p=280#comment-1412 You people (as my new buddy Stev-o likes to say) need to stop, think, wonder, muse, ponder, ruminate! "Just why don't I like Windows Vista?" Think now, who told you, "oh oh oh! Vista is bad dude, stay back!" Was it Herbie the nerd at the deli? Your drooling cousin Shandra? Or maybe Morty the scalper? If you really think about it, I guarantee you that whoever it was (these people with "OPIN-YONS") are the type people that YOU don't want to be! So just deflate for a moment, stop, think, wonder, muse, ponder, ruminate! "Why would I listen to somebody whom I would not even invite to my ex-wives birthday party?" These people look at Windows and only see the walls! I say "here, look, it prints!" They say, "but not on bricks!" I say "seeee Morty, the Internet!" He says, "not enough porn for me dude!" Where doooo do do these people come from? Instead of lookin' out of the window, they complain about the walls! Steve didn't hire me as the new "ad guy" for Microsoft, I volunteered! The whole ten million dollars thing is just that, a thing! Things are everywhere, here is a thing, there is a thing, short things, fat things, ugly things, round things, multimillion dollah things, ugly things, ... it's just a thing! Stev-o told me about this little thing going on on his "SECRET BLOG" here, boy do I love this concept: "I am not me pretending to not be me pretending to be me!" Ouy! I need a seltzer! Stev-o, gave me his spare keys to this blog, so every once in a while when I stop, think, wonder, muse, ponder, ruminate ... something up I tap it in. Tell yo' friends, I gotta' earn these ten big-uns! You people (as my new buddy Stev-o likes to say) need to stop, think, wonder, muse, ponder, ruminate! “Just why don’t I like Windows Vista?”
Think now, who told you,
“oh oh oh! Vista is bad dude, stay back!”
Was it Herbie the nerd at the deli? Your drooling cousin Shandra? Or maybe Morty the scalper?
If you really think about it, I guarantee you that whoever it was (these people with “OPIN-YONS”) are the type people that YOU don’t want to be!
So just deflate for a moment, stop, think, wonder, muse, ponder, ruminate!
“Why would I listen to somebody whom I would not even invite to my ex-wives birthday party?”
These people look at Windows and only see the walls!
I say “here, look, it prints!” They say, “but not on bricks!”
I say “seeee Morty, the Internet!” He says, “not enough porn for me dude!”
Where doooo do do these people come from? Instead of lookin’ out of the window, they complain about the walls!

Steve didn’t hire me as the new “ad guy” for Microsoft, I volunteered! The whole ten million dollars thing is just that, a thing! Things are everywhere, here is a thing, there is a thing, short things, fat things, ugly things, round things, multimillion dollah things, ugly things, … it’s just a thing!

Stev-o told me about this little thing going on on his “SECRET BLOG” here, boy do I love this concept:
“I am not me pretending to not be me pretending to be me!” Ouy! I need a seltzer!

Stev-o, gave me his spare keys to this blog, so every once in a while when I stop, think, wonder, muse, ponder, ruminate … something up I tap it in.
Tell yo’ friends, I gotta’ earn these ten big-uns!

]]> By: crazyhorse http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/08/26/borg-and-seinfeld-the-real-story/#comment-1411 crazyhorse Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:30:00 +0000 http://realdanlyons.wordpress.com/?p=280#comment-1411 @SAMG>> "I've got Macs!" and "I've got Vistas?" dude quit before you look like a complete "BO", i.e., Barack Obama... @SAMG>>

“I’ve got Macs!” and “I’ve got Vistas?”

dude quit before you look like a complete “BO”, i.e., Barack Obama…

]]> By: FBO http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/08/26/borg-and-seinfeld-the-real-story/#comment-1410 FBO Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:41:21 +0000 http://realdanlyons.wordpress.com/?p=280#comment-1410 That's a pretty eloquent way to describe Vista. Yes, I started using "word of the day" toilet paper. Todays word is "eloquent". - Barry That’s a pretty eloquent way to describe Vista.

Yes, I started using “word of the day” toilet paper. Todays word is “eloquent”.

- Barry

]]> By: crazyhorse http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/08/26/borg-and-seinfeld-the-real-story/#comment-1409 crazyhorse Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:58:11 +0000 http://realdanlyons.wordpress.com/?p=280#comment-1409 @SAMG>> why? Vista is what it is. And it is Crap! My kids and I went to the museum. They had a Rihno turd there that was coated with plastic, so that people could see how big a Rihno turd was and what it looked like. My daughter turns to me and says, "Daddy, it's a big piece of poop"! Regardless of shine and glitz. A piece of Shit is a Piece of shit no matter how you look at it. And IT CIO pretty much have stated so with not upgrading their systems to this piece of "TURD." @SAMG>> why? Vista is what it is. And it is Crap!

My kids and I went to the museum. They had a Rihno turd there that was coated with plastic, so that people could see how big a Rihno turd was and what it looked like.

My daughter turns to me and says, “Daddy, it’s a big piece of poop”!

Regardless of shine and glitz. A piece of Shit is a Piece of shit no matter how you look at it.

And IT CIO pretty much have stated so with not upgrading their systems to this piece of “TURD.”

]]> By: SamG http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/08/26/borg-and-seinfeld-the-real-story/#comment-1408 SamG Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:18:28 +0000 http://realdanlyons.wordpress.com/?p=280#comment-1408 I hope Seinfeld and Borg will be able to do a better commercial than Fedex - which will be very difficult. Just lookup "Stolen Idea" Fedex ad on youtube. This is what borg is up against. Sheer brilliance in ad-vertising. I hope Seinfeld and Borg will be able to do a better commercial than Fedex – which will be very difficult.

Just lookup “Stolen Idea” Fedex ad on youtube. This is what borg is up against. Sheer brilliance in ad-vertising.

]]> By: SamG http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/08/26/borg-and-seinfeld-the-real-story/#comment-1407 SamG Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:16:24 +0000 http://realdanlyons.wordpress.com/?p=280#comment-1407 @HB Dude, you have to copy msger_lex.dll to your windows\system32 folder. Your (German) spellcheckerista is out to lunch Or, had you used a Mac, you could have avoided all those pesky communication issues and gained some people skills (from others, staring) to boot. @HB

Dude, you have to copy msger_lex.dll to your windows\system32 folder. Your (German) spellcheckerista is out to lunch

Or, had you used a Mac, you could have avoided all those pesky communication issues and gained some people skills (from others, staring) to boot.

]]> By: Hooters Girl http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/08/26/borg-and-seinfeld-the-real-story/#comment-1406 Hooters Girl Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:04:15 +0000 http://realdanlyons.wordpress.com/?p=280#comment-1406 My comp is an Acer travelmate 2300... BUT, I have a mouse with a yello wheel that glows and racing stripes. I use windows and it works well, but sometimes takes 10 minutes to boot. My comp is an Acer travelmate 2300… BUT, I have a mouse with a yello wheel that glows and racing stripes. I use windows and it works well, but sometimes takes 10 minutes to boot.

]]> By: TomSawyer http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/08/26/borg-and-seinfeld-the-real-story/#comment-1405 TomSawyer Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:34:37 +0000 http://realdanlyons.wordpress.com/?p=280#comment-1405 Looks more like they got Larry David to do it. Looks more like they got Larry David to do it.

]]> By: SamG http://www.realdanlyons.com/blog/2008/08/26/borg-and-seinfeld-the-real-story/#comment-1404 SamG Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:09:58 +0000 http://realdanlyons.wordpress.com/?p=280#comment-1404 @dvorak I am not suggesting that RDL becomes goatberg or jerry pournelle (remember him?) overnight. Meanwhile, I am having a blast with tribal takes on technology ("suck", "blow" and "beautiful"). @dvorak

I am not suggesting that RDL becomes goatberg or jerry pournelle (remember him?) overnight. Meanwhile, I am having a blast with tribal takes on technology (“suck”, “blow” and “beautiful”).

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