Much love to the anonymous reader who spotted Woz at the Outside Lands Festival in San Francisco over the weekend — and quickly snapped a photo and sent it to me. Anyone know who the lady on the Segway might be?
Woz has a new lady friend?
Posted by Dan Lyons on Aug 25, 2008 in Tech | 41 comments
Wow, Woz is seriously lazy. Looks like he needs to get off his Segway and do a bit more walking…
Is he officially broken up with Kathy Griffin?
Rosie O’Donnell?
Is that a D*ck in a box?
Won’t deign to step-down onto the same soil the peasants are standing on?
Where is the guy with the two coconut-halves, to make it sound like he is riding a horse?
I think thats Woz Wife 4.0?
Uh, I know you’re on vacation and all, but how did you miss the news that Woz got quietly sort of married (apparently under an odd law that allows privacy).
He married Janet K. Hill on Friday evening, August 8th in Indianapolis after attending the SegWayFest…
I’m crossing my fingers that it’s Segway Mom: http://seattlest.com/2007/05/24/segway_momthe_directors_cut.php
Woz looks like he’s getting winded from riding the segway.
I had an “Oh dear god!” moment and thought it was the cute blonde on the left. But then I noticed there were TWO Segways.
What a coupl of dorks!.
I’m sorry but this reminds me of what happened to the human race in Wall-E when people were reduced to riding along in those chairs. Woz needs to get out & get a little exercise.
Don’t fret, RDL; had you not been vacationing at the time, surely you’d have received an invite to the nuptuals.
Meanwhile try http://www.HowToGetBackInTheLoop.j/k.
Is riding a Segway so hazardous that it requires the human to wear that dorky helmet?
WOW! Matching segways, matching helmets, matching sweaters and matching bellies!!! How cute!!!
She is smiling because she didn’t sign a pre-nup?
I don’t think they were together, because helmets are not matching. Also, his shirt is sticking out. It looks photoshopped to me. Her segway is red, his segway is black. C’mon. Just look at the ample grass surface around them. Hm? Lots of grass means lots of photoshoppin’.
Real Dan, can’t you just call up Woz and ask him for a quick interview? Howz the Macs, ladies, education, workout, is bowflex any good, things of that nature.
It would almost seem like Woz is making up for the body mass that the Jobso is shedding.
Holy crap…If I wanted to know which has-been is dating another has-been I would subscribe to TMZ.com. Sadly (because it really didn’t need to be this way) I’ve deleted RDL from my RSS feeds.
Ok, I just pulled some strings and found out that this is not Woz on the picture but a Brezhnev-double. Apparently, they are filming something about the glory days of Prague Spring in California and here it is. The Brezhnev-double.
Pardon, not Brezhnev-double but a Brezhnev-Doppelgaenger.
‘scuse moi.
pls tell me they didn’t segway down the isle… that’s just urgh too much
NerdTMZ.com is available! And if you make any money off it, I’d like something sufficient geeky for my troubles – a large RAID array will do.
Ah Woz… How I love you. I find you disgusting, awkward, leech-like and loveable. How can you evoke so many emotions in me at once? Why do I hate you? Why do I love you?
Woz… WOZ!!! What will you do next? Why will I care?
It wouldn’t be a regular day on the blog without someone threatening to quit reading it!
The question should be: Who’s the girl in brown?
Now you’ve done it, Real Dan! Your blog has a picture of Woz with a chick who he may or may not be dating or married to, on Segways! Clearly you are catering to the lowest common geek denominator with this one.
I am so royally offended I will never read your blog again, no never, and will take myself and my IP address to greener pastures. That’s one less unique visitor in your web stats — take THAT, Real Dan! Oh yeah, and I’ll make sure my MySpace friends avoid you too, because I’m VERY popular on MySpace!!!!! Like SRSLY!!!!!!!!
The cute blond on the left looks like she has no legs and is casually hovering three feet above the ground.
Hey, down in front!!
wow, and she looks like she is really happy to be with him and look like she is sooooooo, hip and cool.
Reminds me of an article that was in “TIME” magazine.
“Everyone is hip and it’s not cool!”
fucking gaytards….
I’m trying to arrange for a Segway from Woz when I come out on stage in a few nights. I actually want Woz to come out on stage on one, and introduce me, then I come out on one too. Unfortunately they tell me the stage can’t support that kind of weight. Maybe we can have him announce me from the catacombs underneath Invesco Field.
Other than that, convention was great last night. It was on TV, every station was there. See Biden boogie down during the dance routine? That’s why I picked him, he’s got moved like a brother. And the HoloTed v2.0 holograph simulation worked perfectly.
- Barry
the skinny chick is pretty hot
They are wearing matching helmets – one of them is on backwards. I think it must of been hug a retard day. Steve and his lady friend are freaking out because they are the only ones who showed up. They look like freaks – just look at that other lady behind them taking pictures. A sad, sad day in the life of Woz.
I’d hit it.
You gotta give the guy credit, he apparently doesn’t care if he looks like a huge dork.
Who cares! Who’s the gorgeous creature on the left with the blue earrings?
Real Dan=Woz lady friend’s fan
Faked Steve=inside story of product development and apple life
Hi, Dan, why are you want to be “real”?
Her name is Fatty McFatterson
jcgarza is onto something! woz is sucking the life from RSJ in vengeance and using it to nail the skank/geek women of the u.s.!!!
Wozniak Calls me begging for a Job!
I kinda feel sorry for this guy. He used to be a big shot at crapple, but now he is just a bloated shell of his former glory. Serves him right though, he did help develop the Mac and some more of those other toy-looking wanna-be computers. Woz, I will hire you! I need a new caddy/footstool/back-scratcher/fetch-n-tote-boy. Call me, ask Steve for my private number …. oops I forgot he doesn’t return your messages, sorry about that, I’m paying minimum wage too.
Please give me the name of the pretty blond instead.
tnk