That’s what it says here, and even though it’s Fox News I’m still inclined to believe it, since it originally was reported by Reuters. Orange, the carrier for iPhone in Poland, is paying people to form lines outside stores and generate some hype. Woz apparently has leapt at the offer and is already on his way to Warsaw. Oh, and Karol Karol, the dude from the Kieslowski pictures (right) will be there. Hey, times are tough in the booming new Poland, and a gig’s a gig. Come to think of it, this whole thing sounds like a Kieslowski movie. In a time of unbridled capitalism, a fable about love and innocence: boy meets girl in the fake iPhone line in Warsaw, they fall in love, then learn, cruelly, that they’re actually brother and sister. They plot a joint suicide, but lack the courage to go through with their plan. She moves to Paris and becomes a famous actress. He moves to Krakow and opens a hair salon. Years later, unable to put aside her passion, his sister goes looking for him, and tracks him down in Krakow, but too late — he has married an eccentric waitress played by Audrey Tautou and started a family. They all go to the country and have a picnic.