See here. Another instant classic from Nitrozac and Snaggy. Meanwhile, in related news, a source very close to the Borg has double-dog sworn to me that they did not have anything to do with the leak of the Seinfeld deal to the Journal, and they really, really, really are not happy that this news got out. So apparently the leak came from the ad agency. Bit of advice to the Borg: If you really are trying to copy Apple’s marketing playbook, then ask yourself WWSJD (What Would Steve Jobs Do) — and the answer is, you cancel the deal with Seinfeld. Just out of spite. Or because it’s no longer a secret. Or because your ad agency guys are a bunch of traitorous bastards who can’t be trusted to keep a secret and will always put their own interests ahead of yours. Or something.