July 24th, 2008 // 8 Comments
Filed: Tech
See here. That imbecile who got himself covered with Zune logos says he’s pissed about how much the Zune sucks and so he’s quitting the club. Money quote: “I am done. I have had the Zune since day 1 and have noticed little improvement. … I am in the works of figuring the best way to get a new tattoo to cover the logo on my arm. … You will see very little of me anymore.”
The less the better, brother. Honestly.
I thought this was a joke when I first saw this guy, but to my disappointment, it was true.
You’ve got to be a moron to brand yourself without some significant level of compensation, especially with some hack-job-iPod-competitor as the Zune.
The only way this guy could redeem himself is to wax his back, laser off the tats and lose the back-bacon. Seriously.
Real Dan, you make me snicker the same way FSJs did. Thanks! You keep blogging, I’ll keep reading!
Anybody know how I can get this FSJ tattoo removed from my butt?
Why is “welcome” hyphenated? Looks to me like there’s plenty of room.
Do we need to change his name to ScarTard now?
I hope he keeps them otherwise I won’t be able to tell him and my sister apart.
The rest of his life?
That looks like it’ll be ten years tops.
“Do we need to change his name to ScarTard now?
I hope he keeps them otherwise I won’t be able to tell him and my sister apart.”
Yikes!!! You must really hate your sister!
It could be that purpose of this guy’s life is to serve as a warning to others.